—fuck mini babybels—
fash, 17, england
nonbinary, they/them/theirs
student, composer, producer, writer, meme loving fuck.

this is mainly an appreciation blog for fx fargo, hotline miami and tf2.

lorne malvo. noah kuttler. jacket. (gore warning for the last one)

proud member of fashion xoxo
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tagged by lockrum and foxmarrow uwu

Name: no
Nickname: fash, verbose
Birthday: march 25th
Gender: nonbinary
Sexuality: pansexual 
Height: 5’4”
Time zone: GMT
What time and date is it there: 29th august 2014, 10:02am
Average hours of sleep: 6-7
OTPs: lornester, jacket/biker, calculorne, helen/pauling, cora/tasha (my beautiful ocs)
The last thing I Googled was: pokemon 582
First word that comes to mind: ice
What I last said to a family member: my dad was showing me his trousers with a million pockets and i was like ‘okay’…………….wiht ~jealousy~
One place that makes me happy and why: my room uwu
How many blankets I sleep under: one.
Favourite beverage: water, coffee, etc
The last movie i watched in the cinema was: calvary
Three things I can’t live without: my friends, my computer, and food. i mean literally i cant live without food
Something I plan on learning: dROP THE BASS because fuck sometimes i just want ot be skrillex
A piece of advice for all my followers: keep going. slay ur dragons. follow ur dreams.
man last time i think i wrote something genuinely useful and nice but im super tired rn
You have to listen to this song: grey - haywyre
My blog(s): this blog, heartlinemiami, lornernalvoofficial, fifty-shadesofgreen, angleof-repose, noahkuttlers, lornexmalvo (which despite the name is a lornester quote blog)

i tag nobody because im a rebel without a cause

1 hour ago - (50097)
dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

1 hour ago - (25778)

beyoncepatronus:

saying “the bechdel test sets the bar too low” is silly because that’s literally the point of the bechdel test, it’s a bar set at ankle height that hollywood is still refusing to step over

1 hour ago - (148721)
via mrsdallogay ,org. sitcorn

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

1 hour ago - (6034)

(Source: immortalcomanche)

1 hour ago - (285032)
buttercakesandteacafe:

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

I got fired from my last job for not bagging someone’s groceries right.

buttercakesandteacafe:

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

I got fired from my last job for not bagging someone’s groceries right.

(Source: 9gag)

1 hour ago - (175504)

doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

1 hour ago - (20532)
1 hour ago - (35795)
via sassmasterscout ,org. fyawn
#me

fyawn:

am i a boy? am i a girl? who knows!! but everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay

1 hour ago - (535041)
tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

1 hour ago - (473)

(Source: darya-tf2-stuff)

notices a pretty picture

about to reblog

source looks racist as fuck

hahahhahha nah

agirlwiththetardistattoo asked : Hotline Miami for the fandom thing!

Favourite Female: donna!!!
Favourite Male: jacket my bae uwu
3 Other Favourite Characters: ninja girl, beard, biker
3 OTPs: jacket/biker, jacket/donna, jacket/beard
Notp: im…… not sure if i have one? other than maybe producer/donna cause i get a strong feeling she didnt wanna be there
Funniest character: beard omg poor beard
Prettiest character: jacket uwu
Most Annoying Character: the mafia boss is pretty annoying;;;
Most badass character: as much as i love jacket, biker actually got to the bottom of shit and i give him kudos for that
Character I’d like as my BFF: beard!!
Female Character I’d Marry: donna seems really sweet!!!
Male Character I’d Marry: prolly beard because at least he doesnt murder people
Character I hate/dislike/least like: the actor and the director from the previews (im still not sure if the director is really beard….. i hope not, i thought he was cooler than that)

foxmarrow:

verbosesniper:

frick i need lorne and lester spooning

i need lorne breathing softly on the back of lester’s ear

i need them both vulnerable and semi-conscious and appreciating each other’s presence

& for that very brief moment they look like a normal couple.

lorne just whispers ” you’re hella gay” 

………..or perhaps “go to sleep fuckboy”

5 hours ago - (121)

bulecelup:

[I put a little Wrenchers if you don’t mind QvQ]

yes I did take requests but I am so slow doing them so